Bumbershoot

SO, I am finally in a Bumbershoot show, (this piece) but I must say my enthusiasm for it has been seriously dampeded. I have to deal with a local curator who will remain nameless. He is the most horrible, sad, snotty person I have encountered since middle school in a small town in Texas. He was literally verbally abusive to me, screaming in the middle of the opening, because I was eight minutes late. Now, in the rest of the art world, eight minutes late is a half an hour early. And to top it all off, I can't say or do anything, because this is such a podunk town, that not only would he review my next show for the sole purpose of a nuclear pan, but he would condemn every show I am involved with -- for god only knows how long. And he is basically the only reviewer in town. So tomorrow I have to gallery sit with this charming individual for four hours. I can hardly contain my glee.